Tuesday / 11,514 notes / reblog
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
Hello! Im fine just tired ugh and you?
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via amazing-beauty)